I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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