How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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