is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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