Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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