Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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