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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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