capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's never too late to be topless.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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