I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
pray to the hookup gods
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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