No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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