i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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