sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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