i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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