Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Too much gin, very little bucket
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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