If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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