one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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