u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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