Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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