Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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