R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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