Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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