I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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