chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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