Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He felt like a one man threesome
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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