Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
