Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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