so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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