We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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