What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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