You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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