Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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