Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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