so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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