What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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