I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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