i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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