You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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