never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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