I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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