Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I use my feet as sexual weapons
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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