How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
