Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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