i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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