Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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