you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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