whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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