we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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