I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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