It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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