i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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