I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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