Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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