i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.