I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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