i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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