no. you can't hotbox the world.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Be still, my beating vagina.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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